Antibiotics? A crippling case of upcoming dental work? Debilitating acne?
Maybe next time they can bring a bottle of aspirin and say Joy has a headache….or Burl could put a bandaid on the gaping wound where Joy tweezed out that little splinter.
Burl always puts on such a brave face.
I bet some of you think his shirt is from the Vegas stage show, or the Elvis movie.
Nah… it’s from the Scott paper company…he got it by sending in UPC codes from Viva paper towels.
In re the Find-It…. yup, Julie had to get her 2 cents in.
Where are they going.. where have they been? Why is the cart marked Gate 26? Will Joy finally make us feel bad for a TSA agent? Will Burl’s belt and shoes be coming off soon?
I bet they reserved seats A and C or D and F so they could have more thigh room and to spread out their stuff on the empty seat between them. Where is their stuff?
They’ve found on most flights those assigned to sit between them invariably ask for seat reassignments rather than be subject to troikas of side boob, upper arm, and back fat coming at them from two sides.
why is it the 99% of people on the store handi-carts are obese? like one store manager said: “we don’t have a parking problem here. what we have is a walking problem.”
God forbid those two would walk if they didn’t have to. If its free you can bet the Penny’s will take advantage, free ride sure: I’m surprised Burl didn’t use a paper cut as an excuse. You can be sure those two will never get a “Pat Down”. Who would want to touch them?
margueritem about 12 years ago
Hammertoe? Give me a break.
x_Tech about 12 years ago
Found it – twice
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Antibiotics? A crippling case of upcoming dental work? Debilitating acne?
Maybe next time they can bring a bottle of aspirin and say Joy has a headache….or Burl could put a bandaid on the gaping wound where Joy tweezed out that little splinter.
Burl always puts on such a brave face.
I bet some of you think his shirt is from the Vegas stage show, or the Elvis movie.
Nah… it’s from the Scott paper company…he got it by sending in UPC codes from Viva paper towels.
In re the Find-It…. yup, Julie had to get her 2 cents in.
I have toenails on my fingers! about 12 years ago
Where are they going.. where have they been? Why is the cart marked Gate 26? Will Joy finally make us feel bad for a TSA agent? Will Burl’s belt and shoes be coming off soon?
I bet they reserved seats A and C or D and F so they could have more thigh room and to spread out their stuff on the empty seat between them. Where is their stuff?
They’ve found on most flights those assigned to sit between them invariably ask for seat reassignments rather than be subject to troikas of side boob, upper arm, and back fat coming at them from two sides.
mikie2 about 12 years ago
Susan and Toe/Fingers, you’ve said it all! Side boob? I’ll bet they’d try to use the card if one of them was simply sad.
Good morning.
daphilli about 12 years ago
@x-techSure, once you find it, it’s easy to look at the same place and see it again.
InTraining Premium Member about 12 years ago
The Green Blouse with Orange Flowers is going on a trip…. ! ! !
finale about 12 years ago
I can fix things up so Burl can suffer from “Hammer-Head”!
dfowensby about 12 years ago
why is it the 99% of people on the store handi-carts are obese? like one store manager said: “we don’t have a parking problem here. what we have is a walking problem.”
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 12 years ago
God forbid those two would walk if they didn’t have to. If its free you can bet the Penny’s will take advantage, free ride sure: I’m surprised Burl didn’t use a paper cut as an excuse. You can be sure those two will never get a “Pat Down”. Who would want to touch them?
Darryl Heine about 12 years ago
What’s a HAMMERTOE?