Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for May 13, 2000
Transcript:
-I'm off to see about getting laser eye surgery -You've decided you want it? -Not yet. I want to see what my optometrist says -Sorry, Betty, the astigmatism in your eyes is too pronounced. I'm afraid you're not a candidate -So now do you want it? -ABSO&*$%!LUTELY!