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-I made a face when I opened the pickles?
-Yes
-You can't help it. you're one of those people whose facial expression slinked to the amount of effort you expend
-Like now- you're expending an effort. What for?
-To avoid saying something I'll regret
Bwahahaha! about 2 years ago
He could have gotten a divorce years ago, but nooooooooo…