Unstrange Phenomena by Ed Allison for September 05, 2012

Of course neckties are only a theory.

it’s survival of the best fit…

The most ridiculous item of clothing ever invented.

use the one where it still not too late to turn around and go back into the primordial goo that spawned us.

The tie should be self-replicating and tie itself.

tied up with jumping genes

To me it’s a hypothetical theorical object since I didn’t did wear one in the last 62 years. ’cept for the wool army model of course, rarely put somewhere else than my pocket but kept close just in case.

I find it rather odd that you work in an office where the public never sees you, yet you have to wear this stupid piece of rag around your neck. My work would have been better if I was casually dressed.