F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 13, 2012

What kind of funeral doesn’t enjoy a beachball?

looks like a big crowd, try starting the ‘wave’

There is a time and place for everything…

Funerals are held for the benefit of the living….the deceased is no longer concerned with such things. Let him play with his beach ball.

Just don’t bring in a boom box playing “Another One Bites the Dust” on it.

You won’t really know unless you try

Reminds me of seminary days. The class was considering appropriate hymns for funerals and one student called out a number – it was “I’ll Go Where You Want Me to Go”.

I SO putting this as instructions for my funeral in my will. “It’s a celebration bitches!” Pass the Tequila and the beach ball.

Try that Whoopee cushion; that might be worth a laugh or two.

Same here. Funerals just seem to make things worse with the family and friends.