The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 03, 2013
May 02, 2013
May 04, 2013
Transcript:
The General: What're the TV trucks doing here, Evelyn? Evelyn: It's Mildred's 100th birthday, General. The General: Hmph! Reporters never come to talk to old folks otherwise. Evelyn: And they'll ask the same old question every time. Woman: So, Mildred....what is the secret of your amazing longevity? Mildred: Well, honey....which standard reply do you want? "Healthy food and optimism" or "Drink lots of wine and party"?
Tue Elung-Jensen over 11 years ago
lots and lots of sarcasm – and not dying.
route66paul over 11 years ago
Depends
tbritt99 over 11 years ago
B.