The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 25, 2013
July 24, 2013
July 26, 2013
Transcript:
Dusty: So...you're not lettin' me off Elderpark probation? Miss Overdunne: Mr. Winters...your list of violations is enormous! Dusty: Can I just have my sharp whittlin' knife? A cowboy needs to whittle! Miss Overdunne: I've thought of that...consider it a conciliatory gesture...an "approved" knife. Dusty: This is a butter knife! Miss Overdunne: With two sticks of frozen butter. You'd best get to it, Mr. Winters.
3pibgorn9 over 11 years ago
The assisted living center from hell. I wonder if the director is the daughter of Nurse Ratched.
Ray Thomas over 11 years ago
Just send him home so he can be the adult you don’t seem to realize he is. Damn, I hope nobody puts me in one of those hellholes! She thinks he’s bad!
tbritt99 over 11 years ago
You can still stick it in her eye Dusty.
kaecispopX over 11 years ago
Don’t worry. Dusty will find a way to put a whittling edge on the butter knife. May need some charcoal and oil to temper the edge, but I have confidence in Dusty.
aerilim over 11 years ago
Do a Last Tango in Paris with the butter on her and remain friends forever…..
Hawthorne over 11 years ago
This strip is a lot of fun – because though it really does make fun of senior living facilities, it isn’t nearly as bad as they can be.
No, they are not totally awful – just the ones my family might be able to afford if they got fed up with me. There are some awesomely wonderful ones too – if you are independently wealthy. If that isn’t motivation to protect your health and mobility, I don’t know what is.