The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 10, 2013
Transcript:
Evelyn: Dusty... It's the Professor's birthday this week. General: You're his best friend... ask him what he really wants... Dusty: Okay... lend me your pen! "Scuse me, Perfessor... ... You reckon there's somethin' you'd really like fer yer birthday? Professor: Oh, my yes!! suetonius "Lives of the Caesars" in the Loeb edition would be nice. Or... or... "Homer's Odyssey..." the Fagles translation... or the Fitzgerald version would be fine... Oh!! I just thought of a few more... Dusty: Uh, huh... Uh, huh... Evelyn: Well... what did he say? Dusty: A tie or a pair of gloves...
Dkram about 11 years ago
Uh, yah, ok. Give him a Jules Verne Ominous, that will keep him busy..\\//_
Nortley about 11 years ago
That’s an omnibus comment on the state of literacy in the USA.
robert423elliott about 1 year ago
As if he isn’t aware of the cowboy’s limited ability to comprehend all that~!