The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 14, 2014
November 13, 2014
November 15, 2014
Transcript:
Evelyn: Professor! What are YOU making? Professor: Valentine cards, Evelyn, my dear... a couple hundred of them! Evelyn: A couple hundred? The Professor: I'm doing a bulk mailing. I'm figuring that with an average 2.5% acceptance rate on bulk mail... Evelyn: How romantic... Man: Fifty more red heart cutouts, Professor...
whiteaj almost 10 years ago
That would give him another five sweethearts…