The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 24, 2016
January 23, 2016
January 25, 2016
Transcript:
Dusty: Hello? Miss Overdunne: Oh, this devilish phone! Dusty: What's all th' hub-bub, Miss O? Miss Overdunne: My wireless carrier convinced me to upgrade to this "smart phone," but I can't get it to do anything! Dusty: Mind if Ah take a look? Ah'm a bit technologically savvy... Miss Overdunne: Uh, I guess... Boone: You're not savvy at anything. Dusty: Hush! Okay! What happened was yer key lock was on and yer minibrowser wasn't formatted, so access to your SIM card was blocked. Miss Overdunne: Wow! Thank you, Mr. Winters! Boone: How'd you know all that, really? Dusty: Ah just repeated lines from a cell phone commercial and hit buttons till things lit up.
unca jim over 8 years ago
Same with my so-called ‘smart phone’ … I gauge its IQ at around 72 and sinking. All URL’s have to be ‘texted in’ and one mistake is kept forever and can’t be deleted, erased, corrected once the OK button is mistakenly touched. Gimme QWERTY any dam day !!