Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 20, 2012

Marty’s got the spiked bangs going for real. Does he use styling gel to make it look that way, or is his hair just extremely greasy from not being washed in two weeks?

Marty’s so hammered he improvised his headset by taping a drink coaster to his ear and sticking and olive on the end of his bendy straw for a mic. His caesar haircut is still in style in Milford.

The haircut gives Marty something of a court jester look, which I guess is appropriate.

Gallagher is really Loki (the original Norse god, not that pathetic troll from the movie). He’s come to bring chaos to Valhalla . . . uhm, Milkfort. ;-)

Or as one of my Native American friends used to say “Spirit of Coyote be strong with this one”

Whats the score? I miss Mimi.

On Tuesday, I predicted fumble. Finally guessed right. Noww…Miles Paris will march the offense, move the chains and Chipper Visci will hit paydirt. Finally, there will be a panel showing Tod and Gil shaking hands. 2 for 1 Bucket burgers to celebrate the win.

Looks like Terry will be All-State with only 2 minutes of coaching from Kaz. Is Kaz that good or is the storyline a bit of a stretch? Just think of how good he’d be if Kaz had explained the rules to him too.

Gotta be impressed that Marty knows the full name of the kid Gil pulled from the stands a few days ago…

I think someone in P1 brought a “Go Mimi” sign to the game.

…sorry, Arcadians not Athenians

Hey, the field has stripes now! Steve-o must have painted them on between plays.

The Frightening Irish.

A Knight is bound only by the Rule of Honor, which know no bounds.

Gil was 1-8 last year, so he relaxed his standards looking for players. He’ll be bringing over IRA thugs Terry knows next week. No metal detectors on the field are there?

Where are the cheerleaders to idolize young scallywag Terry? Shouldn’t Mimi be coaching them? It’s a sport too!

Love the speed lines on Terry – I can hear the 6 million dollar man music playing