Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 22, 2012

So Doyle thinks that marketing the Mudlark mick will make Mia Meeks magically more malleable? Moronic!

Time to exploit the Irish kid. Where are the cheerleaders? Has Milford ever had any? The Mudlarkettes!

Marty Moon will now be featuring Jameson’s or Bushmills as his drink of choice in the booth. He plans to have Terry at an autograph signing and tasting at Milford’s lone “gentleman’s club.” It was rumored that Mimi worked there part-time. Winning !

Wonder what kind of tattoo Terry would have gotten?

Say what you will about Milford, but they do get an ethnically diverse crowd to attend their football games. That crowd shot in P2 looks like the cover to every marketing brochure handed out by today’s colleges.

He’s our Rudy!

brute force & ignorance

After last year’s tattoo fiasco, what will the great idea be this time? Maybe dress Terry up as a leprechaun? A Lucky Charms sponsorship?

Someone needs to investigate Coach Thorp. Clearly he’s scouting out blue chippers and getting Milford employers to hire their parents. This just happens way too often for it to be coincidence.

Are we going to see the football team go from the outhouse last year to the penthouse this season?