Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 19, 2012

Paper, you ought to just let the small stuff go…all that stress is giving you premature lines in your face.

Though I have to say…. cutting took some shear chutzpah.

and BTW rock-paper-scissors lizard-Spock is an expanded version from some TV show.

Old Yellow is feeling rather snippy today.

BlackKnight … don’t mean to insult it… just don’t have a good antenna or cable, so.I probably have never seen the one you mean.

Don’t mess with him. Looks like it came from a legal pad to me…….BTW, what show…?

Legally speaking…

Come on people! Scissors wants to cut Paper. Paper objects. Thre is no Rock here. Geeze!

Excuse the “thre” should be “there”

Paper is tired of feeling marginalized.

Scissors can be snippy before they’ve had their coffee.

It looks to me like they took today’s joke and RAN with it!

Paper’s not falling for that line.

Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock…now I know:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iapcKVn7DdY&feature=player_detailpage

Paper’s reply was a ream shot.

Everytime I let a woman in front of me she has a complicated order, " Non-fat skim, foam on the bottom, 7/18ths shot of vaniila, mocha on top, 11 grams of nutmeg with carmel, heated to exactly 162 degrees."Me, I just want plain, boring, black coffee. in a cup. Simple and quick.

Thanks Scaredkat and Miss Scarlet… now I know but I still can’t watch it….So thanks ElGuapo for the link!I should look for some full episodes some time…I get so used to not watching TV I forget.

And Briatollah… I assure you some of us women feel the same way.And to stand up to all that sweet junk and cream, or maybe just because they think no one will notice in that mess, the brew in some of those places has no richness or flavor…. it’s just thick, gritty, burnt and bitter.