Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 20, 2012

Oh, sure, typical shrink, peppering him with questions….BTW, where’s his friend, the battery?

I’m sure the joke is that it’s “seasonally” ineffective because it’s somehow been made to have less flavor…

But my first thought was that maybe it feels down in the summer season…. when they don’t need tons of it to salt the roads.

Varnes, you KNOW salt and battery is illegal!

Because all the glaciers are melting, the ocean is less salty, sea?

That doc is not worth his salt.

I’ll guess salt went to Dr. Sid to learn more about flow psychology. [unintentional plug for Dr. Premak]

he’s an unsavory character for sure.

This is in poor taste.

Because everyone (including me and the group) are cuttingdown on salt! Whatever to that product called No Salt?

Penny: It is good for nothing but to be spread on roads and be trod underfoot.

I can’t shake it no more.