Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 18, 2012

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    rosieposie2012  over 12 years ago

    that’s a good one!

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    rshive  over 12 years ago

    Somebody needs to defrog the pond.

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    tuslog64  over 12 years ago

    We all remember the story:She takes him home, puts him under her pillow, and sure enough the next morning, when the Queen came in to wake her up, there was this hansome young prince beside her.She called the King, and to make a long story short, they got married and lived happily ever after.(But, to her dying day, her mother the Queen never did believe that story!!)

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    John Lamb Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Must be a BULL frog.

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    tuslog64  over 12 years ago

    The whole story was bull.

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    sf-nic  over 12 years ago

    “Kiss me and you’ll live forever.

    You’ll be a frog, but you’ll live forever."

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    boldyuma  over 12 years ago

    Fractured Fairy Tales were the best on Rocky and Bullwinkle.

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    Rickapolis  over 12 years ago

    I’ve used the line myself.

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    freeholder1  over 12 years ago

    I’ve heard of a foghorn and a horned toad, but a horny frog?

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    frrykid Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Remember, there is a Disney fairy tale based on that idea: The Princess and the Frog. So the ultimate solution: Get Married!

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    RetroJenny  over 12 years ago

    That frog is full of bull.

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