Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 19, 2012

So Rodney was right — she HAS been kissing around on him!

Please say this aint like Princess and the Frog

Frog’s legs, get your fresh frog’s legs here…

I don’t think she cares since she’ll be dead by then.

to be fair to her, the fact that he could talk was an encouraging sign…

Unless he evolves into some much lower creature like a politician!

The other 53% have already been served. Should have drawn Gwen with the start of a wart.

There’s never a hungry snake around when you need one.

You won’t have to turn into a handsome prince, she’ll love you just the way you are warts and all.

@Blonde

Nothing happened due to lack of motivation on the frog’s part.Come back attired as Lady Godiva, and you’ll get results.

@DaBoogadie

The 47% want “free stuff”.They’re all moochers,deadbeats, and freeloaders.Twit said so.

@beviek

Michigan J had a permanent case of stage fright.2056 will provide a repeat performance.

Naked blondes make me happy.

. . . and party like it’s 1999.

Whatever line works…

Where did this myth come from? Was it the Grimm brothers?

Don’t kiss bug eaters.

See, evolution is bunk!