Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 12, 2020

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  about 4 years ago

    Those days are now just “distant” memories.

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    eromlig  about 4 years ago

    Works as well as any pickup lines I ever used.

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    Superfrog  about 4 years ago

    We can work on our tautologies as well.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Kids and people in general are isolated because of the pandemic and the kids with their Video games! Parents! Please pay attention! Scoot them out the door….

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    “Sorry. I’m a solipsist!”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 4 years ago

    “Only if we get participation trophies if things don’t work out.”

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    KEA  about 4 years ago

    If anyone had said that to me as a kid, I would have slammed the door in horror. Times change i guess.

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    the lost wizard  about 4 years ago

    There’s a remote chance.

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    ncorgbl  about 4 years ago

    That’s not what we called it…

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    mwksix  about 4 years ago

    “Sure! I’ll be right back with my phone!”

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    Buckeye67  about 4 years ago

    Get lost.

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    I’ll have to do that on-line.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member about 4 years ago

    So THAT’S what they’re calling “play” nowadays…

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