Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 01, 2022

“Oral” Roberts’ granddaughter.

How is it at counting calories?

He still describes her as breathtaking.

So, is not flossing a date-breaker?

I wouldn’t mind the latter if it wasn’t for the Olomouc cheese you had before…UGH!

But you obviously have been eating. A lot.

But you brought candy, so come on in.

Not a welcoming greeting

And – you’re 6” shorter than you said on your profile.

My dentist has cross stitch item on the wall of his waiting room. It reads: Be True to Your Teeth or They will Be False to You.

And you don’t look like you need any of this candy. :)

… so you’re just like the rest of the guys that will date me, come on in!

Oops, wrong address.

EWWWWWWWWW!

Just remember… kissing the dog with your mouth open does not constitute proper dental care.