Please participate in our customer survey after the procedure. It will only take 15 minutes of your time, and we will give you a half-off coupon for your next procedure when you complete it.
You didn’t complete the medical survey form. Please list all immunizations, diseases, possible exposures, medical procedures, surgeries, medications, known allergies, insurance information, and emergency contact information. Have you traveled to a foreign county recently? Do you have any new piercings or tattoos? Have you donated blood or plasma recently? Have you ever had this procedure before? Wait while we print an identification wristband for you.
A doctor, lawyer, engineer were in a primitive country and accidentally offended the local gods. They were to be executed, and, somehow, they had a guillotine.
They ask the lawyer if he’d like to be executed face up or face down. “Face down” he says. They pull the cord and… nothing happens. The tribal leader says “according to our laws, if it fails, then the gods deem you innocent. You are free.”
Then they ask the docter if he’d like to be executed face up or face down. “Face down” he says. They pull the cord and… nothing happens. The tribal leader says “according to our laws, if it fails, then the gods deem you innocent. You are free.”
Then they asked the engineer if he’d like to be executed face up or face down. “Face up” he says. They’re about to pull the cord and the engineer says “I think I see your problem….”
SHAKENDOWNVILLE almost 2 years ago
He’d like a final meal of “chopped” salad.
SHIVA almost 2 years ago
That must be for the Customer Survey!!!!
C almost 2 years ago
How’d you like to make some extra bank?
oldpine52 almost 2 years ago
“I only wanted a light trim”.
Superfrog almost 2 years ago
I’m concerned that you seem to take too many shortcuts.
Farside99 almost 2 years ago
Please participate in our customer survey after the procedure. It will only take 15 minutes of your time, and we will give you a half-off coupon for your next procedure when you complete it.
allen@home almost 2 years ago
Yes, you’re enjoying yourself to much.
BigBoy almost 2 years ago
My neck hurts, can you loosen this a bit ?
Qiset almost 2 years ago
Just a little off the top this time. Last time you took a bit too much.
distortion almost 2 years ago
Please put a pillow in the bucket.
WDDIM almost 2 years ago
First some iodine, wouldn’t want an infection.
P51Strega almost 2 years ago
I am allergic to iron.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
“Can you give me an encouraging word?” … “Sure. Keep your head up.”
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Just one question! When’s the last time that blade was sharpened?
Chris almost 2 years ago
yeah, if I lose my head… will I have to carry it around all day or do I have to stitch it back on?
brick10 almost 2 years ago
Please be sure to fill out the short survey form we’ll email to you after your appointment.
Egrayjames almost 2 years ago
“First you must initial here, initial here, and I’ll need a full signature here!”
Raging Moderate almost 2 years ago
Did not like procedure. Would not buy again.
PoodleGroomer almost 2 years ago
You didn’t complete the medical survey form. Please list all immunizations, diseases, possible exposures, medical procedures, surgeries, medications, known allergies, insurance information, and emergency contact information. Have you traveled to a foreign county recently? Do you have any new piercings or tattoos? Have you donated blood or plasma recently? Have you ever had this procedure before? Wait while we print an identification wristband for you.
Tired almost 2 years ago
I’m going to leave a negative review!
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
" Yes…is this going to leave a mark?"
Skeptical Meg almost 2 years ago
A doctor, lawyer, engineer were in a primitive country and accidentally offended the local gods. They were to be executed, and, somehow, they had a guillotine.
They ask the lawyer if he’d like to be executed face up or face down. “Face down” he says. They pull the cord and… nothing happens. The tribal leader says “according to our laws, if it fails, then the gods deem you innocent. You are free.”
Then they ask the docter if he’d like to be executed face up or face down. “Face down” he says. They pull the cord and… nothing happens. The tribal leader says “according to our laws, if it fails, then the gods deem you innocent. You are free.”
Then they asked the engineer if he’d like to be executed face up or face down. “Face up” he says. They’re about to pull the cord and the engineer says “I think I see your problem….”
paranormal almost 2 years ago
I’m allergic to sharp objects…
stukelele almost 2 years ago
Yes, isn’t that a Prop 65 warning label on the blade?
the lost wizard almost 2 years ago
Cutting edge comments today. :)
mwksix almost 2 years ago
“Yes. Has this bucket been sterilized or just washed out with rags?”
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Could I get a second opinion?
wirepunchr almost 2 years ago
Looks like he opted for a cold chop rather than a hot steak.
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
Who will the ‘Rate My Execution’ survey go to? They’ll be eligible for a $10 gift card.
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
be polite – while he’s talking don’t cut him off…
tinstar almost 2 years ago
Not off the top of my head.
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“Concerns? Yeah, well, I have a couple, but nothing I’m going to lose my head over . . . "