Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 20, 2023

The “shock” of his life if he survives.

The bill should be shock enough

Just bring the dessert cart Bye and leave it

Anything to get his tip.

Sort of reminds me of Mr. Creosote, from Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life!!!

Would Sir like a Bucket ?

One thin mint perhaps?

The waiter is ready with the paddles for his coronary!

or perhaps a bucket? and a cleaning woman?

Looks like you aren’t the only one having issues: https://www.gocomics.com/freerange/2023/07/20

It looks like he’s ready to … “Clear!”

How about a hospital gurney to get me to my car?

Mint?

Now yer talkin’.

Looks like he ate the WHOLE THING!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill

…liposuction referral?

Not yet, but keep it around for when he gets the bill.

Yes.

“Fork lift?”