Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 03, 2023

Just give him the “specs” for this project.

Say what you will… but I love those smarty pants.

Come on Aleck, tell him.

There must have been a fire sale at a pants factory!!!

That gag has been waiting for decades to finally become a comic. Well done, Mike. Well done.

I bet a lot of people would actually buy real Smartie Pants. Especially if they came with real Smarties. I bet you could sell the idea to the makers of Smarties.

I may need those pants!

every girl crazy ’bout a sharp-dressed man…

This went over my head because I don’t recall “Smartie” candy. “Sweet Tarts” I do recall.

“Well, Mr. Gobstopper, this project is sort of a Milk Dud, so I was thinking that we just assign it to Lemonhead over in Whatchamacallit!”

A red nose and bigger shoes for a start.

They certainly show off your I.Q.

I’d suggest a change of pants.

To answer the question: he would suggest candy. He always suggests candy. You can never go wrong with candy.

I’d wear those.

What’s the question again?…..

He’s trying to connect the dots…

Mensans wear polka dots? Since when?

These are huge. One pant would be enough.

Smartie pants are better than fancy pants. Discuss.

Smarties in the U.S. are completely different than in Canada and the U.K. Is it because they’re metric? Is that why?

He’s not smart, he’s just clowning around.

How about a game of Twister.

Canadian, eh?

This is the administrative office of “Clown College”, what do you expect?…

He once was in Killer Klowns From Outer Space and the wardrobe depsrtment let him keep the pants.

more like Mr. Dip’n Dots

Timely!