Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 28, 2023

He played in a “rubber band”.

He should never have volunteered to assist the magician with that trick.

She pays double for 2 coffins!!!

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

It is so hard to find the burial trash bag some people deserve.

Careful, at my age, that is a real possibility!

They used two hatchbacks instead of a regular hearse.

One half goes next to his first wife.

The other half will go into a plot with his current wife.

the caskets were half off.

It happens,

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I see.

And you’re absolutely certain a chainsaw didn’t come into play at all?

Heads or tails?

Truly cornered

Did you even check for a hinge? He used to come unhinged!

Best way to bury a magician, saw them in half.

Ah – the new “flip” coffin. All the rage.

… literally

He is only half the man he used to be, until he is beside himself.

The truth is she was not very good with that magic trick.

He meant it when he said “I gotta split!”.

Well, he did vow, “Until death do we come apart.”

Vaudville magician, asked to be buried in his most famous illusion…

The old sawing-in-half trick gone horribly wrong!