Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 06, 2024

Elvira “Vatican”.

None of that now

very un-conventional

Huh, they should have seen what I had to wear at my brother’s wedding as matron of honor. Chosen by mother-of-the-bride.

You should have nun of it.

They cover a multitude of sins.

Wouldn’t want to make a habit of it!

Forgive the bridesmaid gowns and give them Absolution, absolutely

Must be sisters of the bride.

We’ll the bride and groom will be entering into a holy conevant.

Is this going to be a platonic relationship?

April Fools!

they need a ruler…

The bride doesn’t want any competition.

You tell ’em sister!

At the bachelorette party, I said, “None of your jokes,” not “nunnery jokes!”

Are they going to make a habit out of this?

The note to the bridesmaides for their dresses was none. But they got confused.

We’ll have nun of that…

The nuns need drastic change of habits!

“Nunsense!”

ugliest bridesmaids too!

Just take a vow of silence and roll with it. :)

Groomsmen dressed as Priests?

Imagine what the reception is going to be like. Dear Heaven! (Snerk!)

He’s usually good, but he out did himself today, LOL!

Destined to always be the brides maids, and never the brides.

The three nuns. One for all and all for nun!

Be happy they didn’t put a big bow on your butt. Awkward!

They shouldn’t get in the habit of being wedding attire critics.

Chances of them calling off the wedding are slim to nun.