Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 21, 2024

Small: No “co-ordinateation”. Large: "Pi"ancee {unresolved love affair}.

No

Small: I’ve actually had to tell people that because if approaching my neighborhood GPS would send you onto a dirt road that was barricaded and would cause you to back track ten miles. Large: It does seem in today’s world she might feel entitled.

Just last week I told my wife as we were on a back road, I hope we don’t see a sign that says “turn around, your GPS is wrong”

1. … and when you turn-on your GPS, a female voice is gonna say “you’ve arrived at your destination “… do not believe it… FLOOR IT!

2. Nope! You can’t keep it! I rented the ring…

… and the ladder!

in other words, keep driving…

But, but, but, I need to pay for a new window.

No, you can’t keep the ring.

trust your GPS until you hear banjos playing then make them tires squeal like a pig getting out of there

Small: That’s the problem, the GPS sent us here. Large: No problem, I got it out a Cracker Jack box anyway.

Lost in love.

I don’t know if she has a problem with commitment. She had a real commitment to saying NO.

Keep the ring? She was scamming him the whole time

Larger Panel: Looks like she cut right to the heart of the matter.

If she keeps the ring, it’s the same as saying yes.

Judge Judy won’t let you keep it.

2nd panel: No worries…just a diamelle…