Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 30, 2024

“Choke” & dagger.

A little off the top then?

This shouldn’t come as a surprise. As a boss, he’s been dead to his staff for years.

Sorry, it’s my break time!!!

They mentioned that you’d cancelled last year’s Christmas party.

he’ll be on permanent sabbatical…

See what happens when you cheese-off your employees. They literally send death right to your doorstep!

His outlook is Grim

Planning a cruise on the River Styx? What a nice way to start your retirement.

Your staff was very obliging. They all hate to see you go but, ADIOS!

Old time directions…….must have been a maize……..he quit work……10 years later ….he retired!!!!

Time for send-off party eh.

I had a boss not too many years ago for whom I would have cheerfully and with much delight provided directions, a map and personal guide services—and paid good $$ for the privilege of doing so!! Fortunately I am much better placed now, but the offer still stands.

they must not like you for them to do that for me… which was nice for me and sucks for you. :D

Death doesn’t wear glasses?

La Muerte

I’ve had bosses like that. He was dying to get ahead but unfortunately didn’t die trying.

Staff is watching LOL

I laughed out loud to this one. Go staff! Er, I mean, Go Scythe!

but what am I to do with my golden parachute??

Ooooooo, a treasure map! And guess who’s buried?

“… and validated my parking.”

He has a staff infection.

What a helpful staff, looking forward to you getting the axe.

Shouldn’t have forced that RTO policy

Bon Voyage……

What a good staff!

reminds me of some of my former co-workers

Regardless of how I may feel about anyone I’ve ever worked for, if this guy came in looking for the boss, I’d point the way and then get out of the way.

The staff of death…