Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 22, 2024

“Mock” 1.

It’s not the speed that’s the problem, it’s the cornering. He cornered.

…asked John Moschitta. :D :D :D

“Time to turn the page”. The congressional page?

I smell burning hair!

It’s the sudden stops that get me!

“Ever since I took the Evelyn Woodhead sped reeding course, my readig has improved ….”

He’s going way too fast for me. I was always a slow learner. They even had a sign at the street in front of my house ‘’Slow Children Playing’’.

buckle up…

Combined with musical chairs.

Put your right foot in…….put your right foot out……..

I remember when “speed reading” was a required course. I was in middle school, and the teacher couldn’t believe that on the first timed reading I read almost 1100 words. (all my family were avid readers, and I learned to read by the line rather than word by word, with a 80% retention)

yes, those words hurt… speak, slower when reading aloud. :{

Seatbelts would be good here…

It’s a crash course.

Yeah, but don’t back up or you’ll get us coming and going!