Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 29, 2006
Transcript:
"It says here that the U.S. population will soon reach 300 million." "Wow, I wonder what you get for being the 300 millionth U.S. citizen." "Ooh, maybe it's a George Foreman grill. Man, wouldn't it stink to be number 299,999,999?" "You'd be like, 'Hey, I'm 299,999,999 give me my Foreman grill.' They'd be like, 'Next!' Wow, that'd be harsh." "Why do you want a grill?"