Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for November 20, 2006

Transcript:

"Cow, I think I'm going to become a vegan." "Wow. I'm proud of you, Billy. I can't believe you're taking such a stance on the week of Thanksgiving. Eat nothing that has a face. That's the spirit." "Yer darn right eat nothing that has a face. Have you seen a turkey's face? It's hideous. It's all red and bumpy with flaps of skin hanging. I can't eat something that ugly." "So you're going to be a vegan because turkey is too ugly to eat?" "Quit saying turkey! I'm going to lose my breakfast steak!"