Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for November 21, 2006
November 20, 2006
November 22, 2006
Transcript:
"Just look at them, Cow! Disgusting!" "Just because you're giving up eating turkey because it is too ugly doesn't make you a vegan. You have to give up eating all animals." "Wow, so to be a true vegan, I even have to stop eating animals that don't repulse me?" "If you think about it, my love of hamburgers has always been a bit of a compliment." "Yeah, not so much, though."
I love how he walked right up to the line on this joke. I mean, at the heart of it, a sentient cow would have to be horrified by what humans do to cows! So, to you cow, I salute you! I’m off to McDonalds now for a cheeseburger.