Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 22, 2007
Transcript:
"Sometimes I wish I lived in a third-world country where children are allowed to work." "I'd work in a factory and drive a forklift or man an arc welder or better yet, I'd have an arc welder attached to my forklift so I could do both. Then I'd unionize the other..." "...child laborers against the evil conglomeration that was exploiting us for slave wages. We'd demand 5 more cents a month. They'd say 'No way'. Then I'd say 'Take another look at the arc welder on my forklift. It's not an arc welder at all...'" "'..It's a flame-thrower!!'" "Settle down, Hoffa."