Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 30, 2007

Transcript:

"I have this recurring dream where I'm walking down the street and I see a bus that careens out of control and heads straight for an old lady trying to use the crosswalk." "I decide to be a hero and run through the crosswalk and push the old lady out of the way at the very last second. Everyone around sees what I did and cheers." "Problem is, I never know if I'm being a hero because it's the right thing to do or because I enjoy the adoration of people recognizing what I did." "That's OK. I'd only be a hero if I could harness the power of weather and shoot lightning bolts from my hooves." "Good talk."