Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for June 01, 2008
Transcript:
"You think Heaven is the same for everyone?" "Or is it customized to meet each individual's personal happiness?" "After all, not everyone likes the same things here on Earth, why would that change in heaven?" "Like, what if someone's idea of eternal nirvana is NASCAR-themed?" "Look at 'em go!!" "Another lap?" VRRRRRRRRRR!! "If I'm bad, I'll get sent to NASCAR heaven." "You think God looks more like Dale Earnhardt Junior or Senior?"