Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for June 17, 2014
Transcript:
"Hi, Billy." "Hey, Martin." "Well, I'm thinking about asking out the new girl. I know that you seemed to take a shine to her as well, so I just wanted to run it by you and make sure you were cool with it." "That's very thoughtful of you, Martin. Of course I'm cool with it. I won't let a girl cause a rift in our friendship, even if she is the only one I've ever loved." SHAKE "Hey, let go!" KKKRAK "Not until you recognize my dominance!!"
And then they find out that she isn’t interested in either of them…