Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for November 22, 2014
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Transcript:
"I have an irrational fear of the Mafia. Like, the other day I was riding my scooter, and I scratched this black car." "I didn't stay to tell the owner because I thought they might be Mafia. I felt horrible." "It was probably some old lady's car, and if you'd told her, I'm sure she would've thanked you for your honesty." BLAM BLAM BLAM "WHYYY?!!"
I didn’t know Billy lived in Texas…