Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 21, 2020
Transcript:
"Why is fall called fall?" "Is it cuz all the leaves are falling?" "No. It was a colorful bloke named Joseph Polecat Fall who first gave Fall its name. He wore his glorious coat of autumn colory and he would dance among the wooded realms of our world until the leaves changed their majestic hue and fell to earth." "He would then say, 'Take that foliage. Fall strikes again.'" "Please stop talking."
Laying down anywhere near a cow is a pretty chancy situation.