Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 08, 2020
October 07, 2020
October 09, 2020
Transcript:
"Well, I think you should always tip. And if the server has done a good job, you tip a little more." "Let's ask Cow. I think it's right to tip about 20 percent. What do you think?" WHACK! "It's never OK to tip, never!!!" "Not that kind."
“Cow tipping”, for the city-folk out there, is the primarily apocryphal occupation of tipping over a standing cow. Cows have EXTREMELY low center of gravity and, as shown here, little patience with would-be tippers. While it is theoretically possible to tip a cow with a small bulldozer (or cowdozer), it cannot be done without great harm to the cow, which is a felony.