Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 10, 2021
December 09, 2021
December 13, 2021
Transcript:
"I have an idea for a Hollywood blockbuster!" "A nun takes control of an Enron-type company and uses her powers of good to clean up evil corporate practices." "I call it 'Nun of Your Business.'" "I'd like to take this point in time to dissolve our friendship." "But is our nun a Dame Judi Dench of a Mo' Nique?"
davidob almost 3 years ago
That was a pretty bad pitch. Ball 4, take your base.
Ed The Red Premium Member almost 3 years ago
She could inherit the company from her scheming father. Someone get on the line and see if Whoopi Goldberg is available.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Nun of the above.
AndrewSihler almost 3 years ago
Isn’t there a bit in “1066 and All That” about an application for pretenders to the throne of England (and some of those guys—and one dame, the Empress Maud—really tore up the landscape), with the line, “Current occupation of Mother (if Nun, write ‘none’)”?