Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 17, 2023
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May 18, 2023
Transcript:
"Hello again, it's pledge week and I'd like to show you a direct benegit of your donation." 1-800-555-0101 "Martin is 23 years old, and your contribution goes to his miniature pony hormone injections, which help him keep his boyish facade." 1-800-555-0101 "My job's like being in the band menudo. And this five o'clock shadow means I'm about an hour away from being replaced." "So give now!! I won't live on the streets again!! 1-800-555-0101
When my grandfather was in the army, his sergeant pointed him out as an example of a clean shaven soldier. He hadn’t shaved in a week, and didn’t shave daily until he was 26.