Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 09, 2020

Dads with sons: A girl, eh? wink wink nudge nudge

Dads with daughters: A boy will never touch my baby girl as long as I live.

Sounds like Dad nearly killed himself jumping out of his chair.

Dad: “My boy’s growing up! I’m so proud! Now, boy, close your zipper.”

Dads are so subtle

Actually, yes. She was born a Carl, though.

I have a bad feeling about Dad’s enthusiasm.

I was going to comment – but then I’d be in danger of crossing the PC line…

I mentioned a name of a girl I liked once, my life after that was living hell, I was socially awkward, wore hoodies all the time and now whenever I was with my parents all I heard was “OoOoOoOoO” I am glad my friends aren’t like this.

Ha!

I like Miles’ dad. He’s pretty funny

HAHA You made me laugh out loud! CARLA CRASH haha

Kid: mentions girl’s nameParents: Hey, you two should kiss