UFO = Unidentified Flying Object… I’ve seen them. Not claiming to have seen flying saucers. Have seen things which, based on time of day or my physical/mental condition of the moment, I could not identify. If they were flying saucers that would mean they’d be identified.
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.”The gas pump, of course, didn’t respond.The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, “I’d calm down if I were you.”The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump’s haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!”The older alien again warned his comrade saying, “You probably don’t want to do that! I really don’t think you should make him mad.”" Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him as a charred, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.“What a ferocious creature!” exclaimed the young, fried alien. “He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?”The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, “If there’s one thing I’ve learned during my intergalactic travels, you don’t want to mess with a guy who can loop his d**k over his shoulder and then stick it in his ear.”
Imagine over 3 years ago
Sadly, true.
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
Some people are finding planets that could be inhabited or lived on.
Ida No over 3 years ago
The only remaining hopes for super powers – Aliens, and The Matrix. And, you know about those face huggers…
LawrenceS over 3 years ago
UFO = Unidentified Flying Object… I’ve seen them. Not claiming to have seen flying saucers. Have seen things which, based on time of day or my physical/mental condition of the moment, I could not identify. If they were flying saucers that would mean they’d be identified.
Fiona D Premium Member over 3 years ago
I love this strip so much.
1953Baby over 3 years ago
You guys need to bicycle some comix over and get in touch with Danae and Jeffrey in Non Sequitur: they know aliens/ufos. . .
A_Dilophosaurus over 3 years ago
I’m actually currently reading a book on people who get superpowers from alien technology.
Zumtahk Premium Member over 3 years ago
Alien: we’ve taken over your world and killed all your leadersHumans: Yes!!Aliens: wait, what?
Yakety Sax over 3 years ago
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.”The gas pump, of course, didn’t respond.The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, “I’d calm down if I were you.”The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump’s haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!”The older alien again warned his comrade saying, “You probably don’t want to do that! I really don’t think you should make him mad.”" Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him as a charred, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.“What a ferocious creature!” exclaimed the young, fried alien. “He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?”The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, “If there’s one thing I’ve learned during my intergalactic travels, you don’t want to mess with a guy who can loop his d**k over his shoulder and then stick it in his ear.”
Michael G. over 3 years ago
When “they” show up and it’s the Romulans, not the Vulcans …
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 3 years ago
The aliens are out there, ROTFLTAO waiting to see what humans do next.
kaffekup over 3 years ago
Silly kid. Don’t you know aliens don’t come all this way to give us super powers, they cross interstellar space to eat us!
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
whenever i try to read an instruction manual i feel like i’m dealing with alien technology…
DukeDiamond over 3 years ago
These guys are the best. <3