Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for July 30, 2022

Heh. The irony of not knowing where yogurt comes from.

Convincing the first cow that it’s a good idea requires a bit of cool too.

The tired mother of hungry twins looked at a cow and calf and said, “I know how this works.”

The first guy that looked at a dead cow lying on the ground and thinking, “If I eat its brains, I’ll get smarter!”

But what about people who are lactose intolerant? Ever think of that, Kevin?

Listen to me and I’m sure you’ll agreeThe bravest man in eternityWas neither soldier nor champion of lawBut the first to eat an oyster raw.by Wiley in a really old BC strip

My money’s on the unexpected result of a teenager playing a practical joke on his blind friend.

Yogurt? Wasn’t he the first to go green? He passed on his great knowledge to the first environmentalists?

Don’t try drinking milk from a cow. The cow might step on your head.

He’s not wrong about yogurt. Ugh.

One word. Cheese. It was the gateway, uh, drug.

In that case, the guy involved in determining the edible mushrooms from the poisonous ones must have been a rock star.

To me, yogurt tastes like something I thought I threw out last week. My mom loved it and ate it several times a week. She bought all different flavors and got me to taste every one of them because she was sure I’d like one of them. I hated them all.