Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 18, 2022

This is worrisome

Break your limbs , quietly, trying to watch the wheel.

Dad: “Don’t make your mom make this my problem!”

Eugene Bertram Wallace is some underprotective parent, isn’t he?

Mostly he’s just checking to see if there’s anything he’s legally liable for. As long as they both claim fine, he in the clear. Right?

I guess she thinks he didn’t do enough.

Dad was a kid himself once – he’ll know when to worry.

So much for helicopter parents. They just don’t give a whip.

Having two broken arms could seriously impair Miles’s capacity to participate in the “harmless prank” the Cool Ckids Crew wants him to perform…

That does raise the question, is the hair a plot twist or a redesign?

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What ARE they doing?!