Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 04, 2022

“So…which of us is Darkslice…?”

Hahahahahahahaha Garlic Boy!

Sounds like a mascot a Chuckie Cheese knockoff

I think people would eat it up

Darkslice: A threat to lactose-intolerant villains everywhere

…and their dreaded arch enemy: Perilous Pineapple !

Miles isn’t into his character’s cosplay as Kevin is. Maybe it’s his breath.

Hey, I care about squirrels!

Squirrel Girl would be rather surprised to hear people don’t care about her. She likely hasn’t shown up yet in the Crabgrass universe though. (First appearance in 1991, her solo comic didn’t happen until 2014, but was very well received.)

I like dark slice and garlic boy! GO FOR IT!!

And you need a femme fatale of some sort… Anchovy Lass?

That ain’t gonna sell at all.

Flying Squirrel might have worked better.

Garlic Boy looks like Darkslice was in charge of costume design.

there once was a nifty video game that I used to play, with various heros. I enjoyed playing Squirrel Girl because it was so silly.

I love how Miles holds up his hand when he says “five” even though he only has four fingers

Nobody likes squirrels? Someone tell Rocky and Bullwinkle! Only Boris and Natasha had a hate on for them! :-)

Mass appeal indeed! I should think a bacon sidekick, PigFat, maybe, would work, too! Villains: asparagus, Brussel sprouts, calf liver . . . you know all those things that got slathered with ketchup as a kid

Darkslice and Garlic boy battle their arch nemesis Dr. Pineapple!

Oh, yes! I can see it now! Darkslice vs. the Anchovy King! You have the premise for the next great Super-hero franchise!

Nah….Cheese Slice & Garlic Boy… A burnt slice of pizza? No,Nope & Nada

I humbly submit… The Baconator! And his side kick Grilled Cheese Boy. Let the hunger games begin!

NOt goign to lie i’d buy every issue of Darkslice and Garlic Boy. Kevin may be onto something.

“I am the slice!”

“They told me I couldn’t call him Spider-Man because people hate spiders.” – Stan Lee

That idea stinks.

Squirrel Girl begs to differ.