Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 22, 2022

Then stick to it. There is too much materialism at Christmas time. People don’t need mounds of stuff; they need happy times, togetherness, good memories, love…

Does Eugene Bertram Wallace look like a doofus who can’t do his own wrapping of the presents?

Wow that’s 1980’s 70 bucks , that’s even more alot than now.

Get her a smoked turkey with blue stuffing.

Wife: “Well, I said I’m not getting you anything. You figure out the math.”

Either they had some major inflation or Gene just bought a bunch of presents.

Even I wouldn’t pay that, and I hate gift wrapping and thought I’d do anything to get out of it!

Yeah, I never fell for that one either.

This is why gift bags were invented.Assorted sizes, A wad of tissue paper.you’re all set.(A post-it note for the gift tag).;They can be reused for years.

He’s going to go through this again on Valentine’s.

Dead Man Walking!

Let your yes be yes and your no be no. Speak your mind woman

Give her a packet of post-it notes and tell her each one is good for a “honey-do” project. If you are a cheapskate, you will get the 1×1 size, or if you are feeling generous, you can scale the size up.

Credit to Gene for spotting the trap. Not so for Donna for setting it. Creating an excuse to be mad at him for no reason? Not cool.