Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for March 08, 2023

Depends on the context of why someone turned purple.

Ok, so this wasn’t a fever dream. Kevin was just suffering from an aneurysm. And yeah, call Miles’ mom if that happens to him.

Miles, just go home. Kevin’s mother wouldn’t want Kevin to have visitors for a while.

Maybe check to see if he’s breathing first.

“…but let the record show I wouldn’t call your mom just because you turned a little bit purple.”

I guess the helmet’s effect is completely gone now. Welcome back, Kev!

I’m guessing that the Crabgrass strip from Oct. 14, 2019 was a premonition.

Kevin should be more grateful.

Wha?

OMG, this got a belly laugh out of me!

“AFTER you call 911!”

I would definitely call your mom if you turned the least little bit purple Miles. After 25+ years’ experience working in a pediatric ICU purple is definitely not a color I like to see in a patient (that also goes for any other skin tones that are not genetically associated (bright red, blue, grey, bronze/yellow, and snow white).

Ok, I see the consensus here is that turning purple is dangerous, but planning to take over the world rates a “Meh”.

Aaaaaaand we’re back. Fun while it lasted. Thank you sir, may I have some more?

I was glad to see that Crabgrass has replaced Dilbert in our local paper. (Except that’s one more reason not to read my local paper since I see Crabgrass first here.)

Wow… Even after all that, Kevin still has absolutely no remorse whatsoever!