Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for March 13, 2023

So what Kevin means he’d like to peer over past Miles’ shoulder to get a winning card hand himself?

Go to future… get a sports score, go back to normal time bet on that game… profit.

Or at least see if fried dodo was all it was cracked up to be.

I’m more masculine. I’m more interested in getting a not-so-broad-sword. Maybe just a big rock you don’t need a concealed license to carry.

I’m an avid listener of The Dollop and I’d love to go back to the past to see some of the things they talked about in the show on my own. Things like Rube Waddell leaving a high-stakes baseball game to chase after a fire engine, or Andrew Jackson losing his mind over the giant cheese wheel. History is full of hilarity that the books are too much of a coward to cover.

If I had a Time Machine, I’d like to go back to the 2000s and check out all of the old flash websites that cannot be recovered via the Wayback machine.

Just run down to the local corner store and get yourself a pistol, those are easy to come by…

Easier now to get a broadsword.

Um, easier to lose a hand, trying to take a broadsword from it’s owner.

HA! Kyle never heard of “Tor” or “The Dark Web!” You can get literally ANYTHING there I hear.

Ah, to have simple needs…

I told Kevin’s Mom not to let him watch Conan the Barbarian_… but did she listen? *_No!*

I’d go back and stop myself from saying some of the stupid things I’ve said in my life.

It wasn’t easy to get a sword. Those were expensive! He would have to be born into a noble family or a rich family to afford armor things.

No, no, miles, if you went back and stopped all the bad things you did, this strip wouldn’t be nearly as hilarious.

But sooooo easy for you kids to get an AK-47

With those arms, Kevin couldn’t pick up a broadsword, let alone swing it, let alone use it in battle.

I’d go back in time to see if “The Flintstones” is as historically accurate as they taught us in skool.

Kevin will realize how much he misses indoor plumbing if he goes back to a time when broadswords were more common.

It’s never been easier to get a broadsword. The internet is chock full of people willing to sell you a sword. For about $200 you can have one shipped to your house.

Ummm, I used own a broadsword… I still have a stage sword.

It wasn’t easy if you were a peon.