Did anyone check under the bed to see if he’s there, waiting for you to leave, THINKING he’s run off, so he can actually have some free time in the house?
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: All right, listen up, ladies and gentlemen, our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive’s name is Miles Wallace. Go get him.
What ever over 1 year ago
Gotta make it look good.
I need a burrito over 1 year ago
Miles really may need to talk to someone like he said
leopardglily over 1 year ago
Pffft hahahaha. Ground floor window. Really, Miles?
mccollunsky over 1 year ago
That’s not even the strangest thing he’s been doing.
danketaz Premium Member over 1 year ago
well, he is only about 3 feet tall.
Ida No over 1 year ago
Miles never was good with details.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Well don’t just stand there, go out and look for him!
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 1 year ago
“Let’s face it, our kid is going places. Not college, apparently, but places…”
Diat60 over 1 year ago
The boy’s a traditionalist.
Can't Sleep over 1 year ago
It was a traditional escape idea too good to ignore,
klesmiley_ Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just messin’ with Dad’s mind? Uh, Mom too!
dlaemmerhirt999 over 1 year ago
He just wanted to be NEKKID!
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
Release the hounds! Alert the guards! Sound the alarm! Or just call Kevin. He’s probably over there.
Eric S over 1 year ago
Did anyone check under the bed to see if he’s there, waiting for you to leave, THINKING he’s run off, so he can actually have some free time in the house?
David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: All right, listen up, ladies and gentlemen, our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive’s name is Miles Wallace. Go get him.
The-Great-Gildersleeve over 1 year ago
Oh those brainy types! Building the better mousetrap, when the mouse died two weeks ago.
rickicker over 1 year ago
I completely forgot that Miles’ bedroom was on the ground floor! That’s hilarious!
Code the Enforcer over 1 year ago
Reminds me of the ‘escape scene’ with Morgan Freeman as Archie in Last Vegas !! … :)
Big Nate Always2 over 1 year ago
Really Miles?