Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 22, 2023

I’m sure Mom can give him some pointers.

Doc Marten, perhaps?

Some supportive friend!

At least Miles is realistic, even if Kevin isn’t.

He can play one on TV!

A PhD is possible.

Maybe not in physics.

What are you thinking about it? About how unrealistic it is?

Gee, that’s one way of telling Kevin that you don’t have any faith in him.

Doc Camaro Driver!

We recommended that our friend become a pathologist.

Physicians were a scruffy lot, until they took on airs and started calling themselves doctors. Doctor, PhD, was a degree physicians didn’t have but you could charge higher fees for smelling urine if you called yourself a doctor (physicians were not allowed to touch patients – that was for surgeons).

Never contemplated the possibility that he might actually grow up some day, I guess.

Wait until he finds out how long you have to go to school to become a doctor.

“Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper… but it’s the (b.s.) replica, cause dude didn’t even get his degree.” — Mitch Hedberg

When I was a kid, no one expected much from me. Now I’m a doctor twice, a doctor of philosophy and a doctor of social science. You never know.

This one is HUMERUS.

We already know he don’t faint at the sight of blood. Not even his own. Washing his hands though? I don’t know.

Probably a “Dr. Feelgood” style doctor.

Doctor WHO ??!! … :)

Go for it Kevin. In my youth, I was branded “stupid” (I’m dyslexic) by elementary school teachers. I now have a Ph.D. in Molecular Quantum Chemistry. Never let anyone else tell you what you can and cannot do. Find out for yourself and reach for the stars.

whenever i’m obliged to visit a medical facility i’m almost always given cause to remember that the guy who finishes last in his class at medical school is still a doctor…

It’s a good idea.