Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 15, 2023

Eh, this joke would have landed better two years ago. It’s true, though. Kids are gross.

The candy cane in the mug is a nice touch. And I’m impressed by anyone who can draw a reindeer with goggles.

you mean santa-itize everything.

The portal probably doubles as a hazmat station.

Sleighs? Plural?

Candy cane lattes. The pilots really know how to live.

I can’t get over how great the drawings are. Easily among the best comics artwork there is.

Uh-oh! Seems the reindeer are well aware of the boys’ reputation!

Why is Blitzen wearing a flight suit?

Lovin’ this story. And great art!

And, all my life I’ve believed the reindeer PULLED the one and only sleigh. Here we learn that there are many sleighs and the reindeer PILOT them. Another childhood belief shot down.

The design engineer for the denoelyzer should have included a kiddie cootie annihilator.

Wow, Santa’s place is kinda rude

kids are definitely germ factories! Glad Blitzen is aware of this!

What food is stocked in the Reindeer Lounge?

A fleet of starfighters and 747s would be most handy this time of year!!

Perhaps a Galaxy or two, even!

Plus, their memories will be scrubbed, as Capt Christopher’s, per Star Trek

Who are the pilots?

Bondia’s artwork is fantastic.