Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for July 20, 2024

Is that really the battleground you want to die on?

Nice . I wonder if it can also repel that braindead zombie that will come tomorrow to ask his lame question again .

Just humor him, Harry.

It’s a signalator. A beaming signalator.

Kevin, not all weapons are guns. And the biggest weapons do a lot more damage… Even if they aren’t as much fun.

It’s a SPACE modulator!

Nice . I wonder if it can also repel that braindead zombie that will come tomorrow to ask his lame question again .

Forget it, kid. If Hannah is a supergenius like you’ve claimed, she would foreseen the slight possibly of someone building a anti-zombie weapon and has already have a counter for it.

A word of advice, Harry: Don’t even try to correct Kevin on his assumptions. He won’t listen anyways.

We raised five sons. Trust me, everything’s a gun.

I wonder if it works on couch potatoes.

This line has been beat to death — is it EVER going to end?

You can buy him hearing aids but you can’t fix stupid…

I guess Kevin was immune to the game’s influence because you would need a brain for it to work.

REbotomizer as opposed to LObotomizer? Boy we could sure use that in today’s world.

I thought a rebotomizer was something that worked your glutes.

Kevin would like the BSU gun.

“Okay, it’s a gun! Now will you shut up?!”

If Hannah is using a signal to turn kids into zombies, you shouldn’t need some fancy gadget to counter it…this would be a perfect application for the iconic tinfoil hat. However, I would recommend using copper foil from your local art supply shop instead. Costs more, but it is a lot more effective for blocking evil mind-control signals…